DO YOU spend $125 a year on cannabis? Then maybe cannabis should start paying you back.

Welcome to the Illinois Cannabis Guru – your smart path to a medical cannabis card that pays for itself.

Step 1: What Does it Cost?

Promotional Pricing (with Coupon Code “cannabisguru”)

- 1-Year Card: $75 ($25 savings on Doctor Recommendation!) + $50 (State Fee) = $125 Total

- 3-Year Card: $150 ($50 savings on Doctor Recommendation!) + $125 (State Fee) = $275 Total

Telemedicine Appointments are fast, easy and done right from your phone.

Step 2: The Deal That Pays For Your Card

DISPENSARY 33 - Andersonville - HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

- $50 off when you spend $100

- Valid on your FIRST THREE VISITS

- That’s a total of $150 in savings, which fully covers the cost of both the Doctor Recommendation and State Fee for a 1 year card.

**Your card pays for itself - Just by shopping smart at ONE dispensary!

Step 3: Personalized Product Recommendations

When you sign up using the Cannabis Guru code you unlock:

- Access to the “Budtender Helpline” - a private email access directly to the Guru for product advice or recommendations.

- You’ll receive my exclusive “Cannabis Shopper’s Guide”, with tips on how to shop smart and take full advantage of available deals at dispensaries now!

Step 4: Ongoing Exclusive Guru Deals

I’m actively working with Illinois dispensaries, cultivators, and brands to create special deals just for new patients like you:

- When new offers drop, you’ll be on the “Guru Deals Email List” and get them first.

- These could include free product offers, steep discounts, or first-time or return patient specials - up to a year after your signup*

* GURU TIP: Deals often apply only to first time patients at a specific dispensary, so timing your visits can save you even more money.

HOW TO BOOK YOUR CONSULTATION

  1. Go to: https://www.drconsalter.com

  2. Click “Book Appointment”

  3. Choose your time and fill out your info

  4. In the promo code field, enter “cannabisguru”

  5. That’s it! You’ll automatically get the discounted pricing, the Guru perks, and support throughout this process as you need it.

Contact the Guru

Questions? I’m here to help. Just email me at the addresss below: 

Illinoiscannabisguru@gmail.com